Me: "Do you know the currency of Canada?"
St: "Maple leafs?"

Imaginary telephone conversation with a student on vacation in Europe:

S1: "Have you eaten Louis Vuitton handbag?"
S2: "Yes."

Me: "Paris is in...?"
St: "...Italy?"

I ask S1 if he knows S2:

"He's a nice guy. We drink each other."

"My work is rude." (boring)

"I wish I could have the power to digest everything."

S1: "Please ask Tomomi some questions."
S2: "I think some questions means sexual harassment."

St: "I went to aquamarine."
Me: "?"
St: "Aquamuseum... Aquarium."

"I have a headache in my stomach."

"English is very society and I like English."

Me: "How are you?"
St: "I'm from near here. My house is nearby."

"I like the food that is produced by native and domestic people – Indian."

"Japanese rice is very strong."

Me: "What's a place where you buy gas called?"
St: (Blank stare). "I don't have a driver's licence."

"I have a rainy noise." (runny nose)

"We need a net a bird to catch by bird."

-What to bring to a deserted island

I will rolls have taken 10 roles of film taken."

"What is a bowling place?" (Was it a boring place?)

"Unless we bring swimsuits, we will have to swim with naked, nakedly."

Me: "What is your favourite food?"
St: "I can't ... eat ... anthing ... Bark. Sunshine!"

"Houses are Japanese very modernism and good houses are new more better than before and Akabane is a very convenience town."

"Can you eat rice?"

"Swim jacket" (swimsuit)

"I am the technical director of cheese."

"Unless we have no clotheses, we will be getting wetting."