S1: "Were you in Osaka last year?"
S2: "No, I was."

"What do you think about food?"

(...uh, it's great, I guess).

"I like to speak to many foreign jars."

Me: "Do you know the currency of Canada?"
St: "Maple leafs?"

I ask S1 if he knows S2:

"He's a nice guy. We drink each other."

"I like the food that is produced by native and domestic people – Indian."

"Japanese rice is very strong."

"Houses are Japanese very modernism and good houses are new more better than before and Akabane is a very convenience town."

"What kind of book are they doing?"

"Tokyo isn't as tasty as Hokkaido."

"How have you been tennis?"

Me: "What's a bad thing about Greece?"
St: "I can't speak Latin."

Proof that Japanese people are robots:

Me: "How are you?"
St: "My task quantity is average."

"Fire mountain like killer whale" (volcano)

Me, talking about the complex characters in my Chinese name,

Me: "My name has 53 strokes."
St: "You are a card game."
Me: "Hunh?"
St: "Blackjack!"

"Many Mafia's have offices in Shinjuku. Recently, they became high intelligence and started using computers."

"Cats is very clean. They are cleaning the bodies to self. Dogs is very weak wash and go to pottering. I have keep a have hat cat in my house. It has an electrical key. Awfully."

"American women are very strong because men should clean the house and cut the grasses. But women should clean the glasses."

"What do you want to best thing like?"

"What country is Canada?"