"It's very oldest shopping mall is small."

"How many does kind of restaurant is there?"

"Japan is especially have four seasons."

"People and animal, many were die."

"My work is rude." (boring)

"What is a bowling place?" (Was it a boring place?)

"I'd like to have the paint painted."

My favourite thing hobby is to take a bath."

"Australia is made of wool."

"Rainy day is wet."

Student is prompted to say "the park is in front of you",

St: "The park is on your head."

Reported speech; talking to John Lennon

S1: "Ask him why he married Yoko Ono."
S2: "Why did you marry Yoko Ono?"
S1: "I loved her at first sight."
S2: "He said he loved her bust size."

"We should get married. Being single is not good for the economy."

"I am Catholic. When I go to England, it is not good to talk about it."

"Islam people is kill some people."

"Cats are not clever and so many hairs are scattered in rooms."

"Men and women should not be equal, because men are strong and women are kind."

"If they are homeless, it's their own fault."

"I'm thinking about getting married because I like my job."

"I think that London is a country in America."
"They speak German in Italy."