"There are too many religions in the world."

followed immediately by:

"There are too many races in the world."

"There are too many people in the world who think different things."

"What your kind of food are you do you like food?"

"Canada is spring?"

(As in, does Canada have spring and not eternal winter?)

Me: "What is the capital of Canada?"
St: "America."

(Tachikawa student immediately fails lesson)

"Some times too mysterious temples and shrines drive me to upset."

Me: "Paris is in...?"
St: "...Italy?"

"I have a headache in my stomach."

"English is very society and I like English."

"What kind of used to did they visited cities?"

"What kind is your favourite baseball team do you like?"

"People in the world use too many language."

"How much money did you have eaten?"

"My favourite food is burned fish."

"Vietnamanian, they are very small and weak and short, but they are strong ...in their mind."

Me: "What are your days off?"
Student: "I like sports."

Me: "What was she doing in Mexico?"
Student: "She was tripping."

"In my summer vacation, I ate wonderful air."

"Canada is koala?"

"English is taller than Chinese."