Proof that Japanese people are robots:
Me: "How are you?"
St: "My task quantity is average."
Me: "How are you?"
St: "My task quantity is average."
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- I will rolls have taken 10 roles of film taken."
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- "Swim jacket" (swimsuit)
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- "The population is going bad."
- St: "My sister live in London. She fucks in the ga...
- "If you don't come, I'll have to hunt other people."
- What to bring to a deserted island:"We need to bri...
- S1: "How time is it?"S2: "I had a sandwich."
- "What are the symptoms when you fall into the cavi...
- "What are the symptoms when you fall into the cavi...
- "It's very oldest shopping mall is small."
- "How many does kind of restaurant is there?"
- S1: "Were you in Osaka last year?"S2: "No, I was."
- "Japan is especially have four seasons."
- Trying to set up an activity:Me: "Please choose an...
- "I'd like to get solar system in each house."(Wow!...
- As a warm-up activity, I often had students ask ea...
- "People and animal, many were die."
- "What do you think about food?"(...uh, it's great,...
- "There are too many religions in the world."follow...
- "I need a tent to base the explosion."-What to tak...
- "There are too many people in the world who think ...
- "What your kind of food are you do you like food?"
- "Canada is spring?"(As in, does Canada have spring...
- Me: "What is the capital of Canada?"St: "America."...
- "I feel delicious!"
- "I like to speak to many foreign jars."
- "Some times too mysterious temples and shrines dri...
- Me: "Do you know the currency of Canada?"St: "Mapl...
- Imaginary telephone conversation with a student on...
- Me: "Paris is in...?"St: "...Italy?"
- I ask S1 if he knows S2:"He's a nice guy. We drink...
- "My work is rude." (boring)
- "I wish I could have the power to digest everything."
- S1: "Please ask Tomomi some questions."S2: "I thin...
- St: "I went to aquamarine."Me: "?"St: "Aquamuseum....
- "I have a headache in my stomach."
- "English is very society and I like English."
- Me: "How are you?"St: "I'm from near here. My hous...
- "I like the food that is produced by native and do...
- "Japanese rice is very strong."
- Me: "What's a place where you buy gas called?"St: ...
- "I have a rainy noise." (runny nose)
- "We need a net a bird to catch by bird."-What to b...
- I will rolls have taken 10 roles of film taken."
- "What is a bowling place?" (Was it a boring place?)
- "Unless we bring swimsuits, we will have to swim w...
- Me: "What is your favourite food?"St: "I can't ......
- "Houses are Japanese very modernism and good house...
- "Can you eat rice?"
- "Swim jacket" (swimsuit)
- "I am the technical director of cheese."
- "Unless we have no clotheses, we will be getting w...
- "Oh. I sorry no chair. Please shit on the floor."
- S1: What did you do on the weekend?S2: I went to a...
- "They are suffering from their life."
- "I'd like to have the paint painted."
- My favourite thing hobby is to take a bath."
- "I usually use the chopstick, but today I'm using ...
- "What kind of book are they doing?"
- "What kind of used to did they visited cities?"
- "This is very safety."
- "I always examine people for human medical checks."
- Me: "Who's cigar is it?"St: "Yes, he isn't."
- "Thank you so many. I haven't done exchange one mi...
- "Bill likes fish. He buys the big catch fish and e...
- Me: "Where are you from?"St: "Under the earth. Hal...
- "Tokyo isn't as tasty as Hokkaido."
- "When we made coin, we were portable into large an...
- "How have you been tennis?"
- "Australia is made of wool."
- "Rainy day is wet."
- "What do you think about Japan as a country in Asia?"
- Me: "What's a bad thing about Greece?"St: "I can't...
- "This is a picture of London. The food is undelici...
- More opposites:young ↔ uglythick ↔ tiredlight ↔ left
- Me: "What's a person who makes bread?"St: "A baker...
- Proof that Japanese people are robots:Me: "How are...
- "What kind is your favourite baseball team do you ...
- Student is prompted to say "the park is in front o...
- S1, talking about eating pigeon in Egypt:S2: "How ...
- "Fire mountain like killer whale" (volcano)
- Me, talking about the complex characters in my Chi...
- Me: "What's a place that sells fish?"S: "A fisherm...
- "I need a lighter to boil fish."
- "White broccoli" (cauliflower)
- "Green cauliflower" (broccoli)
- "I made a dough from an old sweater."
- Reported speech; talking to John LennonS1: "Ask hi...
- "Blue apples" (green apples)
- No title
- "Sea chicken!" (tuna)
- "Religion should not be discusses in public places...
- "I hate people who carry fired cigarettes."
- "Religionists kill. Relgionists kill other religio...
- "Religion is like crisps, not Bud."
- "No... ah... yes... ah... no... ah... ... ...sorry?
- "Men and women should not be equal. If they are to...
- "There are too many anti-virus products to kill in...
- "Many Mafia's have offices in Shinjuku. Recently, ...
- "Cats is very clean. They are cleaning the bodies ...
- "American women are very strong because men should...
- "Many Japanese people forget religion. I just real...
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