"The population is going bad."
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St: "My sister live in London. She fucks in the garden."
Me: "She what?!"
St: "She fucks in the garden. Very cute red one. Lots of natures."
Me: "Oh, she has a fox in her garden!"
Me: "She what?!"
St: "She fucks in the garden. Very cute red one. Lots of natures."
Me: "Oh, she has a fox in her garden!"
8:19 PM |
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What to bring to a deserted island:
"We need to bring paints so that we can enjoy seeing paint."
"We need to bring paints so that we can enjoy seeing paint."
8:18 PM |
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L2
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"What are the symptoms when you fall into the cavity of your mouth?"
8:12 PM |
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L3
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"What are the symptoms when you fall into the cavity of your mouth?"
8:12 PM |
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Trying to set up an activity:
Me: "Please choose any country."
St: "In Japan?"
Me: "Um, no. A country."
St: "Where?"
Me: "Please choose any country."
St: "In Japan?"
Me: "Um, no. A country."
St: "Where?"
8:09 PM |
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"I'd like to get solar system in each house."
(Wow! That's very ambitious!)
(Wow! That's very ambitious!)
8:08 PM |
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As a warm-up activity, I often had students ask each other about their hometowns.
S1: "I'm from Furano."
S2: "What is famous in Furano?"
S1: "Oh! Thank you."
S1: "I'm from Furano."
S2: "What is famous in Furano?"
S1: "Oh! Thank you."
8:07 PM |
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L4
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"There are too many religions in the world."
followed immediately by:
"There are too many races in the world."
followed immediately by:
"There are too many races in the world."
8:05 PM |
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7A
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"I need a tent to base the explosion."
-What to take to a deserted island
-What to take to a deserted island
8:04 PM |
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L4
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"There are too many people in the world who think different things."
8:04 PM |
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7A
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"Canada is spring?"
(As in, does Canada have spring and not eternal winter?)
(As in, does Canada have spring and not eternal winter?)
8:02 PM |
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Me: "What is the capital of Canada?"
St: "America."
(Tachikawa student immediately fails lesson)
St: "America."
(Tachikawa student immediately fails lesson)
8:02 PM |
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7A
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"Some times too mysterious temples and shrines drive me to upset."
8:01 PM |
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7A
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Imaginary telephone conversation with a student on vacation in Europe:
S1: "Have you eaten Louis Vuitton handbag?"
S2: "Yes."
S1: "Have you eaten Louis Vuitton handbag?"
S2: "Yes."
7:58 PM |
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S1: "Please ask Tomomi some questions."
S2: "I think some questions means sexual harassment."
S2: "I think some questions means sexual harassment."
7:54 PM |
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"I like the food that is produced by native and domestic people – Indian."
7:51 PM |
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L6
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Me: "What's a place where you buy gas called?"
St: (Blank stare). "I don't have a driver's licence."
St: (Blank stare). "I don't have a driver's licence."
7:50 PM |
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L4
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"We need a net a bird to catch by bird."
-What to bring to a deserted island
-What to bring to a deserted island
7:48 PM |
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"Unless we bring swimsuits, we will have to swim with naked, nakedly."
7:46 PM |
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Me: "What is your favourite food?"
St: "I can't ... eat ... anthing ... Bark. Sunshine!"
St: "I can't ... eat ... anthing ... Bark. Sunshine!"
7:44 PM |
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7C
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"Houses are Japanese very modernism and good houses are new more better than before and Akabane is a very convenience town."
7:44 PM |
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L6
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S1: What did you do on the weekend?
S2: I went to a big cat show.
S1: Really? How big were the cats?
S2: (indicates an average cat size)
S1: Heeeeehhh!
S2: I went to a big cat show.
S1: Really? How big were the cats?
S2: (indicates an average cat size)
S1: Heeeeehhh!
9:47 AM |
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"I usually use the chopstick, but today I'm using knife and fork because I am eating the French."
9:43 AM |
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7B
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"Bill likes fish. He buys the big catch fish and eats the children. Delicious. Me too, I likes."
9:40 AM |
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Me: "Where are you from?"
St: "Under the earth. Half is tomato. Bottom is tomato and over is earth. Mix is potato and tomato."
St: "Under the earth. Half is tomato. Bottom is tomato and over is earth. Mix is potato and tomato."
9:23 AM |
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"When we made coin, we were portable into large and small units."
9:22 AM |
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L4
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Me: "What's a bad thing about Greece?"
St: "I can't speak Latin."
St: "I can't speak Latin."
9:20 AM |
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L6
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Proof that Japanese people are robots:
Me: "How are you?"
St: "My task quantity is average."
Me: "How are you?"
St: "My task quantity is average."
9:17 AM |
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L6
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Student is prompted to say "the park is in front of you",
St: "The park is on your head."
St: "The park is on your head."
9:15 AM |
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L5
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S1, talking about eating pigeon in Egypt:
S2: "How did you feel when you ate pigeon?"
S1: "Egyptians?"
S2: "I think so."
S2: "How did you feel when you ate pigeon?"
S1: "Egyptians?"
S2: "I think so."
9:14 AM |
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Me, talking about the complex characters in my Chinese name,
Me: "My name has 53 strokes."
St: "You are a card game."
Me: "Hunh?"
St: "Blackjack!"
Me: "My name has 53 strokes."
St: "You are a card game."
Me: "Hunh?"
St: "Blackjack!"
9:11 AM |
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Reported speech; talking to John Lennon
S1: "Ask him why he married Yoko Ono."
S2: "Why did you marry Yoko Ono?"
S1: "I loved her at first sight."
S2: "He said he loved her bust size."
S1: "Ask him why he married Yoko Ono."
S2: "Why did you marry Yoko Ono?"
S1: "I loved her at first sight."
S2: "He said he loved her bust size."
9:07 AM |
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L5
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"Religion should not be discusses in public places. We are not allowed especially when we are drinking."
9:02 AM |
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L4
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"Men and women should not be equal. If they are to be equal, women have to work overtime and drink overnight. But women are weaker."
8:59 AM |
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"There are too many anti-virus products to kill in dark places. When I was young, I didn't kill. But now I do."
8:58 AM |
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"Many Mafia's have offices in Shinjuku. Recently, they became high intelligence and started using computers."
8:57 AM |
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L6
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"Cats is very clean. They are cleaning the bodies to self. Dogs is very weak wash and go to pottering. I have keep a have hat cat in my house. It has an electrical key. Awfully."
8:56 AM |
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L6
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"American women are very strong because men should clean the house and cut the grasses. But women should clean the glasses."
8:55 AM |
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"Many Japanese people forget religion. I just realised I am a Buddhist."
8:54 AM |
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L4
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"We should get married. Being single is not good for the economy."
8:54 AM |
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"I am Catholic. When I go to England, it is not good to talk about it."
8:53 AM |
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"Men and women should not be equal, because men are strong and women are kind."
9:41 AM |
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S1: "Let's go to the Eiffel Tower."
S2: "Oh, I can't! I will have already eaten the Eiffel Tower."
S2: "Oh, I can't! I will have already eaten the Eiffel Tower."
6:50 PM |
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L4
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"The train is sweet corn train. He song in train. I enjoyed to listen his song."
6:48 PM |
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Me: "What's your favourite movie?"
S : "The Matrix."
Me: "Why?"
S : "My amazing action to action video by my image action look watchi video action I watch video action is good."
S : "The Matrix."
Me: "Why?"
S : "My amazing action to action video by my image action look watchi video action I watch video action is good."
6:46 PM |
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7B
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"After golf, we'll have some socialist gathering and then we'll attend that place."
6:45 PM |
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L3
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"So, because do you refuse to Shinjuku, except in another place?"
6:44 PM |
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Me: "What does Ken Watanabe look like?"
St: "Ah... he looks like so hard... and ah... um... his talking is so clear and... ah... his action is, ah... he look like a... ah... his action is so fight. Fighting. And ah... he is... ah... he had a many men's and ladies' fun.
St: "Ah... he looks like so hard... and ah... um... his talking is so clear and... ah... his action is, ah... he look like a... ah... his action is so fight. Fighting. And ah... he is... ah... he had a many men's and ladies' fun.
6:38 PM |
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More proof that Japanese people are robots, subsection; what to bring to a deserted island:
"If we bring a clock, we won't become lazy."
"If we bring a clock, we won't become lazy."
1:32 PM |
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L4
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"Vietnamanian, they are very small and weak and short, but they are strong ...in their mind."
1:26 PM |
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7A
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The Great Wall of China, to the Japanese mind:
"Top of the Mountain's Banli"
"Wanli's Great Castle"
"Wanli's Long Wall"
"Top of the Mountain's Banli"
"Wanli's Great Castle"
"Wanli's Long Wall"
1:25 PM |
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More interesting opposites:
interesting ↔ uncomfortable
ugly ↔ happy
heavy ↔ soft
interesting ↔ uncomfortable
ugly ↔ happy
heavy ↔ soft
1:10 PM |
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L6
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"I think that London is a country in America."
"They speak German in Italy."
"They speak German in Italy."
1:09 PM |
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L5
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One intermediate student amazes:
"What does 'be' mean?"
"The office won't be nothing."
"Why will they do?"
"Where will be there?"
"What does 'be' mean?"
"The office won't be nothing."
"Why will they do?"
"Where will be there?"
1:07 PM |
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L6
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"You are especially from South USA because your skin is very white."
12:52 PM |
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L4
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